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Tongue-in-cheek SLAM to the Peaceful Islamists September 18, 2006

Posted by Administrator in Catholicism, Cultural Pessimism.

Fr. Neuhaus thinks this is over the top.

I don’t.  I think it’s right on.

Dear Pope Benedict XVI:

We Muslims are not at all violent, not that you said we were, but who needs to read your speech when the local imam, who hasn’t read it either, can tell us what it says? Since peaceful efforts to convince you of our commitment to peace have failed, we hope that the mass riots, burnt effigies, cries of “Death to the Pope!” and a smattering of grenades in assorted churches will exorcise every ghost of the rumor that we are violent, and prove that Mohammed pitched a tent big enough to include interfaith camels. It is hoped that you will rescind your position, even if it wasn’t yours to begin with, lest our peacefulness escalate even further.



1. Joe - September 20, 2006

Hahahaha!!! That’s just great.

2. Brian - September 20, 2006

Amen. I thinking about writing a post with the same message, but you beat me to it (I’ll still probably post it anyway).

Good stuff.

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