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Scarlett Johansson falls off the map November 22, 2006

Posted by Administrator in Cultural Pessimism, Drama, Liberal self-loathing.

She is without doubt, one of the actresses most pleasing to the eye in Hollywood right now.

But sad to say, her looks some day will fade. And when they do, it appears she will have little to recommend her.

Not only is her shirt stuffed with casaba melons, but apparently her braincase also contains a casaba melon when it needs a brain.

The Lost in Translation star last month boasted about being so “socially aware” she gets tested for HIV twice a year.

Johansson says, “We are supposed to be liberated in America but if our president had his way, we wouldn’t be educated about sex at all.

“Every woman would have six children and we wouldn’t be able to have abortions.” (LINK)

Well, she’s lost, anyway.

Here’s the ironic part: On the above link, you may scroll down to find “related news.” The first headline?

Scarlett Johansson: ‘I’m Not Promiscuous’

Um, yeah, sister. Whatever.



1. Linoge - November 29, 2006

If it were not for my wife, I would be firmly convinced that good looks and high intelligence were mutually exclusive concepts when applied to the human species. Scarlett should be thankful for her looks and acting ability on a daily basis… she would not be much of anywhere if it were not for those.

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