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The Latest Global Warming Slams March 12, 2007

Posted by Administrator in Global Warming, Humor.
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The Anchoress.

Core quote:

For some, though, particularly for those who have invested personal or professional credibility into the issue, it will be very hard to say, “well…that’s a rather convincing counter-argument; perhaps we don’t have all the answers yet….” Especially when there is money to be made in the growing industry of global-guilting-and-shaming that the global warming moralists have been building. Watch the video. Once more, with feeling: there is no consensus on the origins of Global Warming, there are simply those who tell you there is consensus, and that you should either shut up or stop thinking.

Bunkum is bunkum, and to me the political and dishonest nature of the whole “man is killing the earth/crisis situation” is illustrated in the way those on the left select who is praiseworthy on the whole “green” issue.

Mark Shea. Hilarious quote:

We believe in Global Warming
the Sea-Raiser, the All-Powerful,
maker of tsunami and hurricane,
of all that is, seen and unseen.

We believe in one Cause, The Activities of Man,
the lowest of all creatures,
except the ones that are brown.
Gasses from Coal, not Recycling from Blight, true Cause from true Gasoline, made, not begotten, of Driving when One Could Walk; through Man all pollutions were made.
For us and for our salvation
Gore came down from heaven,
was incarnate of the Holy Nader
and the Virgin Chomsky
and became truly political.
For our sake he was un-elected
under Pontius Harris;
he suffered defeat and was retired.
On the third year he rose again
in accordance with the Documentatrians;
he ascended into Hollywood
and is seated at the right hand
of the Film Executives.
He will come again in glory
to judge the polluting and the recycling,
and his kingdom will have a biodegradable end.

We believe in Global Warming, the Destroyer,
and the taker of life,
who proceeds from the Car and the Industry,
who with the Suburbs and the Factory Farm
is worshiped and glorified,
by the prophets of GREED.
We believe in the scientists who agree with us
and our beliefs.
We accept the starvation of Billions,
for the forgiveness of environmental sins.
We look for the return to subsistence farming,
and the whole grain life of the world to come.

Amen.

And a link from Mark. (also the same place where the AGW Creed was taken from).

Read them both.

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