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Don’t serve that, it isn’t colored correctly UPDATED May 22, 2008

Posted by Administrator in Cultural Pessimism, Environmentalism, Idiots, Liberal self-loathing, wtf?.

Meet the face of utterly f***ing stupid liberal asshattery. Her name is Parry Burnap, and she is “Denver’s “greening” director (whatever the eff THAT is -ed). . .attached to the (DNC’s) host committee full time for now; the committee works closely with the city but is a separate, nonprofit entity.”

This brainless twit has worked with the DNC to make sure that all official meals catered to the upcoming bloodbath Democratic National Convention meet the following guidelines:

  • Fried foods are forbidden at the committee’s 22 or so events,
  • as is liquid served in individual plastic containers.
  • Plates must be reusable, like china, recyclable or compostable.
  • The food should be local, organic or both.
  • And for the final filip of brainless Political Correctness taken to the Nth degree of schizophrenic derangement, caterers must provide foods in “at least three of the following five colors: red, green, yellow, blue/purple, and white.”

Don’t believe me? Check the link.

Caterers praise the committee and the city for their green ambitions, but some say they’re baffled by parts of the RFP.

“I think it’s a great idea for our community and our environment. The question is, how practical is it?” asks Nick Agro, the owner of Whirled Peas Catering in Commerce City. “We all want to source locally, but we’re in Colorado. The growing season is short. It’s dry here. And I question the feasibility of that.”

None of that matters to the completely demented Burnap (WHAT a name that is. . .):

“It takes some creativity because some of these things are more expensive,” she says. “But we’re at the front end of a market shift.”

For those of you not familiar with Lefty Asshattery, that last sentence translates to: “No one else is doing this, and it’s batshit crazy, but we desperately hope that others will follow our ridiculous example, since it, you know, like, saves the world.”

Could someone PLEASE explain that damned color scheme??? WTF IS that all about? Not enough colors represented on our god-forsaken food plates, so now THAT is also up for Equal Opportunity?

My God, My God, why have you abandoned us?

Who the hell let these idiots -both Burnap, for her idiot ideas, and the Denver DNC reps, for embracing them- out of their cages?

UPDATE:  I found Burnap’s post-graduate thesis online.



1. Sophist FCD - June 4, 2008

Man, you’re sure spilling a lot of bile over a completely harmless minor democratic functionary. I mean, sheesh — “utterly f***ing stupid liberal asshattery”, “brainless twit”, “completely demented”, “Lefty Asshattery”, “batshit crazy”, “idiots” — with all that angry verbiage, you’d think it was about something more important than wanting photogenic meals for the Democratic National Convention. It’s a good thing you’re around, or else this shocking act of reverse food-racism might have slipped through the cracks entirely!

2. demolition65 - June 5, 2008

Hmm. Long time no see, Gorgas.

With all the difficulties we are having in this country, and in the world at large, the DNC is concerning itself with color-coordinated meals.

Yep. Priorities in order, I see.

3. Sophist FCD - June 5, 2008

Oh please, it’s not as though the DNC had a series of high-level meeting about the subject. This has nothing to do with their priorities. Also, I guarantee you that for every DNC nobody telling the caterers what color food to serve, there is a nameless RNC apparatchik writing a series of memos about the font to be used for the slogans on their custom embossed cocktail napkins. There are also people picking out balloons, and choosing between paper confetti and that metallic plastic stuff, and so on, and so forth. This is the kind of trivial and ultimately meaningless stuff that is part and parcel with event planning. Seriously, have some damn perspective already.

4. demolition65 - June 6, 2008

And both would be idiots. But at least the RNC apparatchik isn’t impacting local industry (unless the all-powerful Inkjet lobby gets concerned, I guess)

5. Sophist FCD - June 6, 2008

“Impacting local industry”? Did this woman pass some laws while I wasn’t looking? Because all I see is a customer telling a business what products and/or services they are interested in purchasing. If “local industry” cannot provide, or does not want to provide, those services at a price the customer is willing to pay, there is nothing compelling “local industry” to do so. It’s the free market at work, baby.

6. demolition65 - June 6, 2008

You’re either deliberately obtuse, or not paying attention to what I just wrote.

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